the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
Hahah, Exactly! This girl gets understandably upset, and the guy is like ~~metaphorrrr~~~ Like wow, okay. You’re so ~~deep~~
What if I was talking to someone I was mildly attracted to and then out of nowhere just pulled out a gun. This person freaks out and I just say “I didn’t put a bullet in it. ……… METAPHOR”
Um, if someone takes out an object that has the potential of being dangerous, it’s not unreasonable to think they are probably going to use it! Especially since cigarettes are more socially acceptable to carry around and use pretty much anywhere than guns.
-end of rant-
And just to clarify, I’m a fan of the vlogbrothers and I generally like the content they create, but I’m not excited about the movie.